1 00:00:01,668 --> 00:00:05,661 [Woman] Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, 2 00:00:05,739 --> 00:00:08,674 Dr. Sam Beckett stepped into the Quantum Leap accelerator... 3 00:00:08,742 --> 00:00:10,733 and vanished. 4 00:00:16,082 --> 00:00:19,449 He awoke to find himself trapped in the past, 5 00:00:19,519 --> 00:00:21,544 facing mirror images that were not his own... 6 00:00:21,621 --> 00:00:26,854 and driven by an unknown force to change history for the better. 7 00:00:26,926 --> 00:00:32,193 His only guide on this journey is Al, an observer from his own time, 8 00:00:32,265 --> 00:00:36,634 who appears in the form of a hologram that only Sam can see and hear. 9 00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:41,299 And so, Dr. Beckett finds himself leaping from life to life, 10 00:00:42,442 --> 00:00:44,933 striving to put right what once went wrong... 11 00:00:45,011 --> 00:00:47,479 and hoping each time that his next leap... 12 00:00:47,547 --> 00:00:49,538 will be the leap home. 13 00:00:54,821 --> 00:00:57,312 [Woman On Speaker] Well? 14 00:00:57,390 --> 00:01:00,257 Uh, well-w-well, what? 15 00:01:00,326 --> 00:01:03,090 What do you think? [Clears Throat] 16 00:01:03,163 --> 00:01:06,428 Uh, could you, uh, r-repeat that question? 17 00:01:06,499 --> 00:01:11,527 Is the size of a man's feet related to the size ofhis love muscle? 18 00:01:19,979 --> 00:01:22,470 Oh, boy. 19 00:02:38,491 --> 00:02:40,482 [Woman] Should I repeat the question? 20 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:42,892 [Sam] N-No, don't repeat it. I heard it just fine. 21 00:02:42,962 --> 00:02:45,624 The man's size of his foot- 22 00:02:46,799 --> 00:02:48,892 You know, 23 00:02:48,968 --> 00:02:51,562 clowns wear really big shoes. 24 00:02:51,638 --> 00:02:54,573 The guy I'm dating has very small feet. 25 00:02:54,641 --> 00:02:57,007 Uh, well, uh, 26 00:02:57,076 --> 00:02:59,670 my feet- 27 00:02:59,746 --> 00:03:01,680 [Laughing] Of course, why would you... 28 00:03:01,748 --> 00:03:03,909 want to know about Dr. Ruth's feet? 29 00:03:03,983 --> 00:03:07,384 But I have a friend who has- 30 00:03:07,453 --> 00:03:09,387 And- 31 00:03:09,455 --> 00:03:11,389 Could we go to the next caller, please? 32 00:03:11,457 --> 00:03:13,584 [Man] This is Tony from Lindenhurst. 33 00:03:13,660 --> 00:03:15,594 I really dig your show. 34 00:03:15,662 --> 00:03:18,256 Thank you, Tony. I got this problem with my girlfriend. 35 00:03:18,331 --> 00:03:21,095 No matter where we go, she always puts her hand on my crotch. 36 00:03:21,167 --> 00:03:23,158 Ah. Uh, 37 00:03:23,236 --> 00:03:26,433 have you tried just holding hands? 38 00:03:26,506 --> 00:03:29,270 Well, she does it when I'm driving on the turnpike. 39 00:03:31,678 --> 00:03:33,976 Make her sit in the backseat. Next. 40 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:36,948 What has gotten into her? I think it's funny. 41 00:03:37,016 --> 00:03:38,950 You think balancing a spoon on your nose is funny. 42 00:03:39,018 --> 00:03:40,952 It is. [Woman] I have a problem most people would envy. 43 00:03:41,020 --> 00:03:43,887 Yes? What is your problem? 44 00:03:43,957 --> 00:03:47,552 Well, I get orgasms that are so incredible and overwhelming... 45 00:03:47,627 --> 00:03:50,892 that I end up pushing my husband out ofbed. 46 00:03:50,964 --> 00:03:53,728 The last time, he got all bruised and scraped. 47 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:56,200 Is there any answer for me? 48 00:03:57,470 --> 00:03:59,563 Knee pads? Next. 49 00:03:59,639 --> 00:04:02,073 Commercial. She's on a roll. 50 00:04:02,141 --> 00:04:04,405 I said, commercial. 51 00:04:04,477 --> 00:04:06,741 We'll be right back with Dr. Ruth Westheimer... 52 00:04:06,813 --> 00:04:10,249 after these important messages. Are you all right, Ruth? 53 00:04:10,316 --> 00:04:12,477 Uh-huh. I'm fine. Don't worry about me. 54 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:15,745 [Al] Knee pads? 55 00:04:15,822 --> 00:04:17,915 Kinky. Eh- 56 00:04:17,991 --> 00:04:20,323 Don't question me while we're on the air. What's the matter with you? 57 00:04:20,393 --> 00:04:24,090 Have you been here, Al? Listening in? Yeah, I heard a little of it. 58 00:04:24,163 --> 00:04:27,826 I gotta get out of here fast. Why? This sounds like a great leap to me. 59 00:04:27,900 --> 00:04:30,198 You just sit here and you talk about sex. No. 60 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:32,602 Sam, look at it as a learning experience. 61 00:04:32,672 --> 00:04:34,936 It may sound like fun, but it's not for me. 62 00:04:35,008 --> 00:04:37,306 They're asking some very embarrassing questions. 63 00:04:37,377 --> 00:04:39,470 Like what? You heard the one about the knee pads. 64 00:04:39,545 --> 00:04:43,208 Sam, sex is not dirty. 65 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:45,615 It's a very natural thing. 66 00:04:45,685 --> 00:04:48,882 Being frank about it and educating your children... 67 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:52,652 to be morally responsible and safe... 68 00:04:52,725 --> 00:04:54,716 is better than... 69 00:04:54,794 --> 00:04:56,785 sweeping it under the rug. [Ziggy Beeps] 70 00:04:56,863 --> 00:05:00,492 That's a pretty mature attitude, coming from somebody like you. 71 00:05:00,566 --> 00:05:03,899 It's not coming from me. That's coming from the real Dr. Ruth in the waiting room. 72 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:07,804 But you remember it until Ziggy can figure out why you're here. 73 00:05:07,874 --> 00:05:11,332 No, you can't leave! You're an expert on this stuff. You gotta help me answer these questions. 74 00:05:11,411 --> 00:05:13,709 You're doing fine. I'm not doing fine. You gotta stay here. 75 00:05:13,780 --> 00:05:16,749 Help me answer these questions. Oh, hey! You know the question about the shoe size? 76 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:19,216 - Yeah. - Just call me big foot. 77 00:05:19,285 --> 00:05:21,310 - [Man] We're coming back in- - Al! Al! 78 00:05:21,387 --> 00:05:24,083 - What was that? - I'll be ready. 79 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:27,092 Welcome back to Dr. Ruth's Frank Talk About Sex. 80 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,458 Our next caller is Annie from Manhattan. 81 00:05:29,529 --> 00:05:31,463 Go ahead, Annie. You're on the air. 82 00:05:31,531 --> 00:05:33,465 [Woman] Hi, Dr. Ruth. Hi, Annie. 83 00:05:33,533 --> 00:05:36,934 Hi. Uh, I'm calling because I have a problem with my boss. 84 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:40,200 What kind of a problem? Well, at first he was really nice. 85 00:05:40,273 --> 00:05:42,867 I'm new in town, so he took me out for a drink after work... 86 00:05:42,942 --> 00:05:45,410 as kind of a welcome to New York City, 87 00:05:45,478 --> 00:05:47,412 but then he started coming on to me. 88 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:50,210 - He wanted to have sex with me. - What did you do? 89 00:05:50,283 --> 00:05:53,548 Well, I said no. I keep saying no, but he won't leave me alone. 90 00:05:53,619 --> 00:05:56,554 - He keeps calling me on the phone- - I've got multiple orgasms on line four. 91 00:05:56,622 --> 00:05:58,613 Let her talk. 92 00:05:58,691 --> 00:06:01,626 I can't say them on the air, but he sends me letters too, 93 00:06:01,694 --> 00:06:03,958 and I know he's been following me. We're out in 10 seconds. 94 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:06,590 - Let her finish. - Annie, have you told anyone about this? 95 00:06:06,666 --> 00:06:08,964 No. I can't. I'll lose myjob. 96 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:10,969 We're out. Go ahead. 97 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:13,028 That's all the time we have for today, Annie, 98 00:06:13,106 --> 00:06:15,734 but you can meet Dr. Ruth in person at Cleary's Bookstore- [Sam] Stay on the line, okay? 99 00:06:15,808 --> 00:06:17,833 Annie, did you hear me? 100 00:06:17,910 --> 00:06:19,935 [Annie] Someone's coming. I gotta go. Annie. 101 00:06:20,012 --> 00:06:22,378 Dr. Ruth's Frank Talk About Sex. 102 00:06:23,449 --> 00:06:26,043 Annie? [Dial Tone] 103 00:06:27,553 --> 00:06:29,714 [Dial Tone Continues] 104 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:35,217 Why did you cut her off? 105 00:06:35,294 --> 00:06:37,262 I left the line open. She hung up. I'm sorry, Dr. Ruth. 106 00:06:37,330 --> 00:06:40,493 - Doug never should have cut her off. - I didn't cut her off. 107 00:06:40,566 --> 00:06:42,727 You think we could trace the call? Too late now. 108 00:06:42,802 --> 00:06:44,895 - This is not my fault. - I never said it was. 109 00:06:44,971 --> 00:06:47,166 No, you didn't have to. Sam, let's talk. 110 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:50,641 You two look like you could use a little privacy, huh? You're projecting. 111 00:06:50,710 --> 00:06:54,407 You're feeling guilty, and you're projecting it on me. Great. This is psychobabble, right? 112 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:57,074 You never used to talk this way until you started to see the shrink. 113 00:06:57,150 --> 00:06:59,084 Therapist, Doug, not shrink. 114 00:06:59,152 --> 00:07:01,086 Therapist. Therapist. 115 00:07:01,154 --> 00:07:03,145 Al, I think I know why I'm here. Oh? 116 00:07:03,222 --> 00:07:05,713 It's that girl who just called. Oh, was that the call... 117 00:07:05,792 --> 00:07:08,727 from the woman who kicked her husband out of bed when she was having an orgasm? 118 00:07:08,795 --> 00:07:10,729 No, no. Didn't you hear the last phone call? 119 00:07:10,797 --> 00:07:12,731 No. I must have missed it. How could you miss it? 120 00:07:12,799 --> 00:07:15,563 I was with Dr. Ruth. She is a sharp cookie. 121 00:07:15,635 --> 00:07:17,569 All right. The caller said that her boss... 122 00:07:17,637 --> 00:07:20,401 was harassing her on the job because she wouldn't sleep with him. 123 00:07:20,473 --> 00:07:23,237 I want you to ask Ziggy what the odds are I'm here to help her. 124 00:07:23,309 --> 00:07:25,243 What's her name? Annie. 125 00:07:25,311 --> 00:07:27,575 Just Annie? 126 00:07:27,647 --> 00:07:30,616 Just Annie? Well, I didn't have time to get her last name. 127 00:07:30,683 --> 00:07:32,617 Annie. She lives in Manhattan. 128 00:07:32,685 --> 00:07:34,619 Annie in Manhattan. Yeah. 129 00:07:34,687 --> 00:07:39,989 [Ziggy Beeps] Well, since there were 6,280 Annies in Manhattan in 1984, 130 00:07:40,059 --> 00:07:44,018 don't you think you could be just a little more specific? 131 00:07:44,096 --> 00:07:47,259 I can't be more specific, Al, because I don't know anything else. 132 00:07:47,333 --> 00:07:49,858 She sounded young, okay? She sounded like she was in her 20s. 133 00:07:49,936 --> 00:07:52,734 Oh, the young-sounding Annie. She's Annie. She lives in Manhattan. 134 00:07:52,805 --> 00:07:55,205 I don't know any more. I think you should just forget Annie... 135 00:07:55,274 --> 00:07:57,868 because Ziggy says there's a 72% chance... 136 00:07:57,944 --> 00:08:00,572 that you're here to play with matches. 137 00:08:00,646 --> 00:08:02,580 [Together] What? 138 00:08:02,648 --> 00:08:04,639 [Beeping] Stinkin' thing. 139 00:08:04,717 --> 00:08:06,708 Play- Oh, ma-ma- matchmaker. To play matchmaker. 140 00:08:06,786 --> 00:08:08,720 Matchmaker? To whom? That makes sense, 141 00:08:08,788 --> 00:08:10,949 because Dr. Ruth loves to play matchmaker. W-Who, Al? 142 00:08:11,023 --> 00:08:12,957 She's made, oh, hundreds and hundreds of matches. 143 00:08:13,025 --> 00:08:14,959 Al. Al. Who? Just dozens and dozens. 144 00:08:15,027 --> 00:08:16,961 Doug and Debbie. 145 00:08:17,029 --> 00:08:18,963 Doug and Debbie who? Doug and- 146 00:08:19,031 --> 00:08:21,966 Debbie Schaefer, your producer, and Doug Bridges, your announcer. 147 00:08:22,034 --> 00:08:23,968 They're on one week, they're off one week- No. No, Al. 148 00:08:24,036 --> 00:08:26,197 but Ziggy says they should be together. They hate each other. 149 00:08:26,272 --> 00:08:28,706 Well, every couple has a spat now and then. 150 00:08:28,774 --> 00:08:30,708 You jerk. Motor mouth. 151 00:08:30,776 --> 00:08:32,767 [Debbie] Pig. [Doug] What do you want from me? 152 00:08:32,845 --> 00:08:35,336 Nothing! Then why did you make such a big deal about that phone call? 153 00:08:35,414 --> 00:08:37,348 Oh, big deal, big deal. [Door Slams] 154 00:08:37,416 --> 00:08:39,577 It's a match made in heaven. 155 00:08:40,653 --> 00:08:43,850 [Vehicle Horns Honking] [Man] Yo, taxi! Yo, taxi, over here! 156 00:08:49,562 --> 00:08:52,053 [No Audible Dialogue] 157 00:08:52,131 --> 00:08:54,122 [Sam] Next, please. 158 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,998 [Woman] I can't thank you enough for your book, Dr. Ruth. 159 00:08:57,069 --> 00:08:59,537 Oh, well, you don't have to thank me. No, really. 160 00:08:59,605 --> 00:09:01,698 It helped me explain things to my daughter, 161 00:09:01,774 --> 00:09:05,540 and believe me, I'd rather have her hear those things from me than someone else. 162 00:09:05,611 --> 00:09:07,579 Oh, great. Next? 163 00:09:07,647 --> 00:09:11,105 Your chapter on foreplay was so imaginative. 164 00:09:11,183 --> 00:09:13,549 That's me- uh, imaginative. 165 00:09:13,619 --> 00:09:15,712 Any other pointers? 166 00:09:15,788 --> 00:09:18,723 Uh, no. No, everything you need to know is in here. 167 00:09:18,791 --> 00:09:22,386 I mean, everything you need to know about... everything. 168 00:09:25,364 --> 00:09:27,389 You know, my favorite quote from your book is, 169 00:09:27,466 --> 00:09:30,833 "Having good sex is like getting to Carnegie Hall: 170 00:09:30,903 --> 00:09:33,667 All it takes is practice, practice, practice." 171 00:09:33,739 --> 00:09:36,071 Yeah, practice makes perfect. 172 00:09:37,810 --> 00:09:40,904 Okeydoke. Could you make it out to Annie? 173 00:09:40,980 --> 00:09:43,574 I brought my own pen. 174 00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:50,419 Annie, what's your last name? Wilkins. Annie Wilkins. 175 00:09:50,489 --> 00:09:52,787 Listen, I'm sorry I hung up on you. 176 00:09:52,858 --> 00:09:55,349 I was at work. You know how it is. 177 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:57,362 The walls have ears. 178 00:09:57,430 --> 00:10:00,365 Where do you work, Annie? At a law office. 179 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:03,266 I'm just a secretary, but someday I want to be a lawyer. 180 00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:05,770 That's why I came to New York. 181 00:10:05,838 --> 00:10:07,829 Now I've spoiled everything. 182 00:10:07,907 --> 00:10:10,432 No, you haven't. 183 00:10:10,509 --> 00:10:12,500 I never should have let Jonathan take me out after work. 184 00:10:12,578 --> 00:10:16,036 - Jonathan's your boss? ' - Yeah. I thought it was okay, you know? 185 00:10:16,115 --> 00:10:18,606 I mean, he said he wanted to help me. 186 00:10:18,684 --> 00:10:21,278 If I knew that's what he wanted, I never would have gone. 187 00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:24,949 - I'm so stupid. - Now you listen to me. 188 00:10:25,024 --> 00:10:27,288 You're not stupid and you haven't done anything wrong. 189 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:29,954 Yeah, but I don't know how to make him stop. 190 00:10:30,029 --> 00:10:33,192 Every time the phone rings, my stomach turns into knots. 191 00:10:33,265 --> 00:10:36,496 I'm messing up at work. I never know what he's gonna do next. 192 00:10:36,569 --> 00:10:40,130 My best friend says I should quit, but I don't want to give up. 193 00:10:40,206 --> 00:10:44,006 Tell you what. Let me finish up here and we'll go have a cup of coffee and we can talk. 194 00:10:44,076 --> 00:10:47,307 - I don't drink coffee. - Okay, forget coffee. Root beer float. 195 00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:51,248 [Man] Excuse me. Could I get by, please? 196 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:53,683 Uh, I have to go. 197 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:57,255 Annie? 198 00:10:57,323 --> 00:11:00,815 [Woman] Where's Dr. Ruth going? I'll be right back. 199 00:11:00,893 --> 00:11:04,761 Annie? Annie! 200 00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:07,094 Wait a sec. 201 00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:09,259 Annie! 202 00:11:10,636 --> 00:11:12,570 Annie! 203 00:11:12,638 --> 00:11:14,572 An- 204 00:11:15,574 --> 00:11:18,099 [Horn Honks] [Man] Look out, lady. You crazy? 205 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:23,014 Taxi! 206 00:11:27,787 --> 00:11:30,585 [Sam] Hey, hey! Taxi! 207 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,922 Taxi! Wait, taxi! [Portal Opens] 208 00:11:34,994 --> 00:11:37,155 That guy's deaf. He didn't hear me. Take it easy. 209 00:11:37,229 --> 00:11:39,891 Take it easy. It's rush hour in midtown Manhattan. 210 00:11:39,965 --> 00:11:43,230 You'll never get a taxi. Forget about it. 211 00:11:43,302 --> 00:11:45,930 All right. Okay. Al, I found out her name. It's Annie Wilkins. 212 00:11:46,005 --> 00:11:48,269 [Ziggy Beeping] And she's in big trouble. 213 00:11:48,340 --> 00:11:50,274 We don't know about that. Look- 214 00:11:50,342 --> 00:11:52,902 No, the data on Annie Wilkins is very sketchy. 215 00:11:52,978 --> 00:11:55,572 I gotta help her. She's in trouble. No, you're the one that's in trouble. 216 00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:57,741 The odds on Doug and Debbie getting back together... 217 00:11:57,817 --> 00:12:00,285 just slipped 12%. What happened? 218 00:12:00,352 --> 00:12:03,287 They got in a fight about whose fault it was the last time they broke up. 219 00:12:03,355 --> 00:12:06,722 That was the fourth time they broke up. Maybe if they break up all the time they're not supposed to be together. 220 00:12:06,792 --> 00:12:09,420 No, Dr. Ruthie says they're perfect for each other. 221 00:12:09,495 --> 00:12:11,895 "Ruthie"? They never fight about anything serious. 222 00:12:11,964 --> 00:12:14,057 One time they'll fight because she left the bathroom a mess. 223 00:12:14,133 --> 00:12:16,260 Another time they'll get in a fight because he doesn't call her. 224 00:12:16,335 --> 00:12:19,463 Well, if Dr. Ruth is the expert, then why isn't she here? 225 00:12:19,538 --> 00:12:21,665 Because I guess you can do something that she can't- 226 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,675 But that's hard for me to believe... 227 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:26,439 because the last session that we had together, Dr. Ruthie raised- 228 00:12:26,512 --> 00:12:28,946 Wait a second! some very important observations. 229 00:12:29,014 --> 00:12:30,948 Wait a second. I was very- What? 230 00:12:31,016 --> 00:12:34,315 You're having counseling sessions with Dr. Ruth while I'm stuck here in 1985? 231 00:12:34,386 --> 00:12:37,287 Lookit. Ziggy says you're here to help Doug and Debbie. 232 00:12:37,356 --> 00:12:40,621 Unless you do something about that, you're gonna stay stuck in 1985, 233 00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:43,093 wearing your silly high heels and your stupid dresses... 234 00:12:43,162 --> 00:12:45,153 and talking to strangers about G-spots. 235 00:12:46,899 --> 00:12:49,367 All right. All right. Look. 236 00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:51,926 Why did Doug and Debbie break up? Which time? 237 00:12:52,004 --> 00:12:53,995 The last time. Why don't you ask them? 238 00:12:54,073 --> 00:12:57,099 Uh- [Debbie] It was about sex. 239 00:12:57,176 --> 00:12:59,440 - [Gags] - Are you all right? 240 00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:02,174 - Just went down the wrong pipe. - Mmm. 241 00:13:02,248 --> 00:13:05,217 His genitals and my orgasms. That's all he wanted to talk about. 242 00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:07,616 Yeah, well, that's pretty much would, uh, cover everything. 243 00:13:07,686 --> 00:13:10,621 Eh, have you decided what you want to eat yet? 244 00:13:10,689 --> 00:13:12,623 You know, it's not like I don't have them. 245 00:13:12,691 --> 00:13:14,682 The Caesar salad looks pretty good. 246 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:17,024 I have never faked one in my life. 247 00:13:17,096 --> 00:13:20,554 Linguine, maybe. Linguine, yup. That's what I'll have. Some linguine. 248 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,897 Do you know that Doug actually counted them? 249 00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:26,199 I mean, if I didn't have multiples, forget it. 250 00:13:26,272 --> 00:13:28,399 What does he think sex is, a football game? 251 00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:30,601 "And Bridges goes long. It's between the uprights, and it's- 252 00:13:30,676 --> 00:13:33,236 "it's- it's a touchdown! 253 00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:35,337 And the crowd goes wild." [Laughs] 254 00:13:35,414 --> 00:13:38,042 Oh, you two talking about sports? 255 00:13:38,117 --> 00:13:40,051 In a way. 256 00:13:40,119 --> 00:13:42,849 You didn't tell me this was gonna be dinner for three. 257 00:13:42,922 --> 00:13:45,652 - She didn't tell me either. - I thought this might be a nice opportunity... 258 00:13:45,724 --> 00:13:49,387 - to put our problems aside and have a nice, peaceful dinner together. - Thank you. 259 00:13:49,461 --> 00:13:51,395 Fine-As long as it's strictly business. 260 00:13:51,463 --> 00:13:54,261 Of course it's strictly business. She made sure of that. 261 00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:57,496 - I did not call off our relationship. - Just a nice, peaceful dinner. 262 00:13:57,570 --> 00:14:00,539 - Then who did? - He sabotaged it. 263 00:14:00,606 --> 00:14:03,234 [Dr. Ruth] It sounds like you sabotage... 264 00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:06,073 all your relationships with women. No, I do not. 265 00:14:06,145 --> 00:14:09,740 Now-That fits, huh? Is that better? 266 00:14:09,815 --> 00:14:12,807 Much better. Okay. Also- 267 00:14:12,885 --> 00:14:15,649 We were able to reproduce your eyeglasses. 268 00:14:18,324 --> 00:14:20,258 That's wonderful. 269 00:14:20,326 --> 00:14:23,557 I didn't know how handsome you are. 270 00:14:23,629 --> 00:14:26,120 Oh, well, you're a very charming woman. 271 00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:28,257 Speaking of women- 272 00:14:28,334 --> 00:14:32,964 Let's get back to your relationship with women. 273 00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:37,441 Why do you think that you were married five times? 274 00:14:37,509 --> 00:14:39,875 I like variety. 275 00:14:39,945 --> 00:14:42,880 If you like variety, you can do something about it. 276 00:14:42,948 --> 00:14:45,883 You don't have to change partners. 277 00:14:45,951 --> 00:14:48,442 You can experiment a little. 278 00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:50,954 Experiment? Yes. 279 00:14:51,023 --> 00:14:53,116 I tell my clients... 280 00:14:53,192 --> 00:14:56,389 that they can have a drawer... 281 00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:58,657 full of toys. 282 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:02,167 - Toys? - Like a new video camera. 283 00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:05,397 That could be lots of fun. 284 00:15:10,142 --> 00:15:12,235 Do you have one of those video cameras? 285 00:15:12,311 --> 00:15:14,472 We are not talking about me. 286 00:15:14,546 --> 00:15:16,707 We are talking about you. 287 00:15:16,782 --> 00:15:21,481 And I'm sorry to say, I'm very disappointed in you, Al. 288 00:15:23,155 --> 00:15:25,350 You're disappointed in me? 289 00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:27,654 You say this is the future. 290 00:15:27,726 --> 00:15:30,092 I thought by now people like you... 291 00:15:30,162 --> 00:15:33,495 would have a healthier attitude towards sex. 292 00:15:33,565 --> 00:15:35,499 I have a very healthy attitude towards sex. 293 00:15:35,567 --> 00:15:39,628 I think you have a problem. 294 00:15:39,705 --> 00:15:42,196 With all due respect, Dr. Ruth, when it comes to women, 295 00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:44,708 Al Calavicci doesn't have any problems. 296 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:47,211 I think you... 297 00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:50,271 are afraid of something. 298 00:15:50,349 --> 00:15:52,840 You're right: alimony. 299 00:15:52,918 --> 00:15:54,852 [Giggles] 300 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:58,378 I think you are afraid... 301 00:15:58,457 --> 00:16:00,391 of being abandoned. 302 00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:04,225 - Baloney. - You may not even be aware of it. 303 00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:07,561 You see, the fear of abandonment... 304 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,863 stems from something... 305 00:16:09,935 --> 00:16:12,904 that happened in your childhood. 306 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,941 When you were a child, 307 00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:18,238 did you ever feel abandoned? 308 00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:21,711 Well, l- I was raised in an orphanage. 309 00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:25,238 Aha. You see? 310 00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:28,184 Now we are getting somewhere. 311 00:16:28,253 --> 00:16:30,517 [Debbie] That's why we never get anywhere. 312 00:16:30,589 --> 00:16:32,682 Every time we start to get close, you pull away. 313 00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:35,852 - Not the last time. - No. The last three times. 314 00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:38,419 Debbie, I gave you a ring. 315 00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:40,522 He gave you a ring? 316 00:16:40,599 --> 00:16:43,363 Of course he did. You remember. I showed it to you. 317 00:16:43,435 --> 00:16:46,336 How would she remember? You only wore it for three days. 318 00:16:49,775 --> 00:16:54,508 Oh! Cherries jubilee. Yumola. Looks a little light on the brandy. 319 00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:57,174 Three days later you said you had the jitters. 320 00:16:57,249 --> 00:16:59,217 You stopped performing, remember? 321 00:16:59,284 --> 00:17:01,411 Oh, this sounds juicy. 322 00:17:01,487 --> 00:17:04,285 What do you mean by "performing"? Do I have to spell it out for you? 323 00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:07,257 The cork on the champagne bottle wouldn't pop. 324 00:17:07,326 --> 00:17:10,420 Uh-huh. The thrusters weren't thrusting. 325 00:17:10,496 --> 00:17:13,260 Oh, really? There was no liftoff. 326 00:17:13,332 --> 00:17:15,266 Could we change the subject? No, please. Let her go ahead. 327 00:17:15,334 --> 00:17:17,564 There's a couple in the next room who didn't hear about my thrusters. 328 00:17:17,636 --> 00:17:19,433 [Al] Not so good, Sam. 329 00:17:19,505 --> 00:17:22,702 What am I supposed to do? Get her a bullhorn. She can announce it from the Chrysler Building. 330 00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:25,972 "Doug's rocket didn't launch." [Al] Well, do something. 331 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,979 I think that the, uh- 332 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,777 that the problem... 333 00:17:30,849 --> 00:17:32,783 [Imitating Dr. Ruth] is that... 334 00:17:32,851 --> 00:17:35,581 neither one of you want to commit. [Debbie] That's not true. 335 00:17:35,654 --> 00:17:38,919 - That's ridiculous. - It's true. People who are afraid of commitment... 336 00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:41,551 are afraid because they don't want to get hurt. 337 00:17:41,627 --> 00:17:43,618 See, people abandon... 338 00:17:43,695 --> 00:17:45,629 a relationship... [Ziggy Beeps] 339 00:17:45,697 --> 00:17:47,688 before the relationship abandons them. 340 00:17:47,766 --> 00:17:50,564 Uh, your mind is merging with Dr. Ruth, you know. 341 00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:52,604 I don't see what that has to do with our relationship. 342 00:17:52,671 --> 00:17:54,434 You may not even be aware of it. 343 00:17:54,506 --> 00:17:57,998 Did you ever feel abandoned as a child? 344 00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,068 That's exactly what she said to me. 345 00:18:00,145 --> 00:18:03,842 I guess so. Yeah, I guess I did too... a little. 346 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:06,646 You did? Yeah. 347 00:18:06,718 --> 00:18:08,652 Aha! Now we are getting somewhere. 348 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,654 She said that too. 349 00:18:10,722 --> 00:18:13,316 [Debbie] I guess I've been insensitive. 350 00:18:13,392 --> 00:18:15,383 I had no idea you were so insecure. 351 00:18:15,461 --> 00:18:19,158 No, I'm the one who should have realized there was a reason why you were so insecure. 352 00:18:19,231 --> 00:18:21,995 I'm not insecure. Admit it. 353 00:18:22,067 --> 00:18:25,503 Things changed the second you moved in. Oh, really? How did they change? 354 00:18:25,571 --> 00:18:27,436 You turned into an ice princess. Oh, wait, wait, wait. 355 00:18:27,506 --> 00:18:29,997 I think we made enough progress for one night here. 356 00:18:30,075 --> 00:18:33,067 I think we just slammed into reverse. "An ice princess"? 357 00:18:33,145 --> 00:18:35,477 Come on. You made the North Pole look like a tropical paradise. 358 00:18:35,547 --> 00:18:38,277 You-You bought flannel pajamas. 359 00:18:38,350 --> 00:18:40,341 I bought flannel pajamas because you like to sleep... 360 00:18:40,419 --> 00:18:43,513 with the window open when it's 20 degrees outside. You know what? 361 00:18:43,589 --> 00:18:45,887 I don't know why we're fighting about this, because it's water under the bridge. 362 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:49,018 I'll water your bridge. [Groans] 363 00:18:49,094 --> 00:18:51,961 Debbie. Debbie. No, let her go. 364 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,899 [Sighs] Geez. 365 00:18:54,967 --> 00:19:00,166 This may be hard for you to believe right now, but she really loves you. 366 00:19:00,239 --> 00:19:03,037 Oh, yeah, right. No, she does. It's just that- 367 00:19:03,108 --> 00:19:05,872 If she didn't care so much, she wouldn't get that upset. I mean- 368 00:19:05,944 --> 00:19:09,209 See, the two of you need to get together and talk about your feelings. 369 00:19:09,281 --> 00:19:11,647 That was the problem with the '80s. 370 00:19:11,717 --> 00:19:15,209 You see we are living in a very difficult time in history. 371 00:19:15,287 --> 00:19:17,585 Men's roles and women's roles are changing. 372 00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:19,590 Dr. Ruth, I know you're trying to help, 373 00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:22,889 - but l-I think it's a lost cause. - Not if you care, it's not. 374 00:19:22,961 --> 00:19:25,054 I do. l-I care about her. It's- 375 00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:28,361 I just- I met this other girl. 376 00:19:28,433 --> 00:19:31,231 - Huh? - Brenda Jacobs from the Christmas party. You remember? 377 00:19:31,303 --> 00:19:33,897 Uh-oh. Brenda. [Imitates Ziggy] Sounds like trouble. 378 00:19:33,972 --> 00:19:36,167 She's a babe. Yeah, and so is Debbie. 379 00:19:36,241 --> 00:19:39,733 Brenda Jacobs-She does the news for a station in Buffalo. 380 00:19:39,811 --> 00:19:42,041 It's just- Things are simpler with Brenda. 381 00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:45,174 - She keeps talking about the fact that we should run away together. - Oh, no. 382 00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:47,241 I know. I'm not taking her seriously or anything. 383 00:19:47,319 --> 00:19:52,120 - Oh, yes, he is. He runs off with her. - You know, I'm impulsive. Not that impulsive. 384 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:56,594 And it's a disaster, Sam. She marries him because she thinks that he can do her career some good. 385 00:19:56,662 --> 00:19:58,960 - Of course, it's very flattering. - Then they divorce in six months, 386 00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:01,124 - and she marries a game show host. - What about Debbie? 387 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,566 She goes to work for a TVstation- What about her? 388 00:20:03,635 --> 00:20:06,126 and then, on her first assignment- [Groans] 389 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:09,606 Oh, she blows it, Sam. She winds up writing for some retirement newspaper. 390 00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:13,907 Debbie is a very special person. You can't let her get away from you. 391 00:20:13,979 --> 00:20:16,880 Dr. Ruth, I've told you. We've tried everything. 392 00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:20,948 Come on. We gotta get to the studio. 393 00:20:21,019 --> 00:20:23,317 What for? It's Thursday night. You do your promos, remember? 394 00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:25,948 Yeah. Let me get this bill here and I'll be right with you. 395 00:20:26,024 --> 00:20:29,460 All right. I'll get my coat. Sam, you gotta keep working... 396 00:20:29,528 --> 00:20:31,462 to get these lovebirds back together. 397 00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:34,658 I'd stay with you, but Dr. Ruth is expecting me. 398 00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:36,428 What? 399 00:20:36,501 --> 00:20:38,799 She says I'm on the verge of a major breakthrough. 400 00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:41,464 [Portal Opens] 401 00:20:47,646 --> 00:20:49,910 Okay, let's try it again. 402 00:20:53,485 --> 00:20:55,783 This is Dr. Ruth Westheimer. 403 00:20:55,854 --> 00:20:58,118 Tomorrow on Frank Talk About Sex, we're going to discuss... 404 00:20:58,190 --> 00:21:00,750 some common male sexual dysfunctions- 405 00:21:00,826 --> 00:21:03,761 [Stammering] like premature- 406 00:21:03,829 --> 00:21:05,763 premature e- 407 00:21:07,165 --> 00:21:10,896 Well, we're gonna discuss a lot of things that I'm sure will be very stimulating. 408 00:21:10,969 --> 00:21:13,767 Uh, uplifting. Interesting. 409 00:21:13,839 --> 00:21:15,830 And that'll be tomorrow, 410 00:21:15,907 --> 00:21:18,876 right here on my show. 411 00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:20,935 [Doug] Uh, one more time. 412 00:21:21,013 --> 00:21:23,140 No, I think that's enough of that one. 413 00:21:25,517 --> 00:21:27,849 Not that one. Mmm, not that one either. 414 00:21:27,919 --> 00:21:30,410 [Doug] I got a call for you, Dr. Ruth. 415 00:21:30,489 --> 00:21:34,448 It's the girl who phoned in yesterday- The, uh, one with the sex-crazed boss. 416 00:21:34,526 --> 00:21:36,494 Yeah. Put her through. 417 00:21:36,561 --> 00:21:38,859 [Phone Ringing] 418 00:21:40,399 --> 00:21:42,333 Hello? [Annie] Dr. Ruth? 419 00:21:42,401 --> 00:21:44,426 I'm so glad you're there. What's wrong? 420 00:21:44,503 --> 00:21:47,336 I heard someone outside. I think it's him. 421 00:21:47,406 --> 00:21:50,375 Call the police. I'm afraid to hang up. Just talk to me, please. 422 00:21:50,442 --> 00:21:52,376 All right, Annie. Where are you? Home. 423 00:21:52,444 --> 00:21:54,912 472 East 18th Street. 424 00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:57,813 All right. Listen to me. You gotta hang up the phone and dial 911. 425 00:21:57,883 --> 00:22:00,579 No, I don't want to hang up. I'm scared. 426 00:22:00,652 --> 00:22:02,677 He's gonna do something terrible. 427 00:22:02,754 --> 00:22:05,382 He called me into his office after I got back from the bookstore, 428 00:22:05,457 --> 00:22:09,860 and he said he was gonna teach me a lesson for talking to you. Okay, listen. 429 00:22:09,928 --> 00:22:12,920 Hang up the phone and call the police. Do you hear me? 430 00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:15,865 [Line Clicks] Annie, do you hear me? 431 00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:24,502 Ruth! Dr. Ruth. 432 00:22:24,576 --> 00:22:26,567 What- 433 00:22:30,582 --> 00:22:32,777 [Pounding] [Sam] Annie? 434 00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:35,479 [Woman Chattering] [Pounding Continues] 435 00:22:35,554 --> 00:22:37,613 Annie? Annie? 436 00:22:37,689 --> 00:22:39,680 [Both Coughing] 437 00:22:39,758 --> 00:22:42,226 Open a window. [Coughing] 438 00:22:42,294 --> 00:22:44,228 Annie? 439 00:22:44,296 --> 00:22:46,491 Annie. Annie. 440 00:22:46,565 --> 00:22:49,966 [Moans] I gotta get you some air. 441 00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,969 [Coughing] 442 00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:54,699 Easy. Okay. 443 00:22:54,773 --> 00:22:57,264 Take it easy now. Thank you. We'll be fine. Thank you. 444 00:22:57,342 --> 00:22:59,401 [Coughs] 445 00:22:59,478 --> 00:23:01,742 All right. Just relax. Get your head back. 446 00:23:01,813 --> 00:23:03,906 Get some air. Breathe easy. 447 00:23:03,982 --> 00:23:06,712 That's it. Easy. What happened? 448 00:23:06,785 --> 00:23:09,049 Tell me everything that happened from when you got home. 449 00:23:09,121 --> 00:23:12,579 Everything was fine. I mean, I was still shaky from whatJonathan said, 450 00:23:12,657 --> 00:23:15,387 but I wasn't gonna let it get to me. 451 00:23:15,460 --> 00:23:18,429 I changed my clothes, and it was cold, 452 00:23:18,497 --> 00:23:21,159 so I decided to make some tea. 453 00:23:22,367 --> 00:23:24,301 And then, um- 454 00:23:24,369 --> 00:23:26,735 And then I heard something outside. 455 00:23:27,873 --> 00:23:31,775 - I know it was him. - Did you call the police like I asked you to? 456 00:23:31,843 --> 00:23:35,609 No. I was going to, but then I heard the door start to rattle, 457 00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:38,774 and I tried to find a place to hide, 458 00:23:38,850 --> 00:23:41,546 and then l- 459 00:23:41,620 --> 00:23:43,884 I don't remember. I guess I fainted. 460 00:23:43,955 --> 00:23:45,889 Oh, no, you didn't faint. 461 00:23:45,957 --> 00:23:48,551 The gas from the stove knocked you out. 462 00:23:48,627 --> 00:23:50,959 What, he turned on the gas? Yeah. Yeah. 463 00:23:51,029 --> 00:23:54,226 Now look. Just take it easy. Now I want you to think really hard. 464 00:23:54,299 --> 00:23:56,893 Are you absolutely, positively sure... 465 00:23:56,968 --> 00:23:59,562 that you lit the stove? 466 00:23:59,638 --> 00:24:02,539 Yes, of course I did. I mean, I've never forgotten before. 467 00:24:02,607 --> 00:24:05,576 Yeah, but you said you heard a noise and you were scared, right? 468 00:24:05,644 --> 00:24:07,578 So maybe you turned on the gas, 469 00:24:07,646 --> 00:24:10,615 but then you got distracted over here, and then you never lit it. 470 00:24:10,682 --> 00:24:13,742 No, I know I lit it. No, I remember throwing out the match. 471 00:24:17,989 --> 00:24:20,753 It has to be here. 472 00:24:20,826 --> 00:24:22,919 He took it. No, I know he did. 473 00:24:22,994 --> 00:24:24,928 He was here. 474 00:24:24,996 --> 00:24:28,090 You don't believe me, do you? Sure, I do. 475 00:24:28,166 --> 00:24:30,191 The important thing is... 476 00:24:30,268 --> 00:24:32,259 that you get away from this man. 477 00:24:32,337 --> 00:24:35,101 Okay? Before he hurts you or you hurt yourself. 478 00:24:35,173 --> 00:24:38,609 How can I get away? He's my boss. 479 00:24:38,677 --> 00:24:41,874 So what? It's just a job. You quit. 480 00:24:41,947 --> 00:24:45,041 I can't. All right. All right. You don't quit. 481 00:24:45,116 --> 00:24:49,052 We'll file a complaint against this guy, all right? 482 00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:51,384 I don't know. I do. 483 00:24:51,456 --> 00:24:54,550 Now what do you say? I'll help you clean out your desk in the morning. 484 00:24:54,626 --> 00:24:57,220 Come on. 485 00:24:57,295 --> 00:25:01,755 Why would someone as famous as you care about someone like me? 486 00:25:04,803 --> 00:25:08,398 How do you think I got to be so famous? Hmm. 487 00:25:08,473 --> 00:25:10,634 Besides, 488 00:25:10,709 --> 00:25:12,939 helping people is what I do for a living. 489 00:25:13,011 --> 00:25:16,913 Believe me, Al, with your kind of problems, 490 00:25:16,982 --> 00:25:20,247 you need lots of help. I thought we already solved my problems. 491 00:25:20,318 --> 00:25:23,879 We identified your basic fear of abandonment. 492 00:25:23,955 --> 00:25:26,423 Now we have to work... 493 00:25:26,491 --> 00:25:30,427 on getting you in touch with your feelings, 494 00:25:30,495 --> 00:25:32,429 and verbalizing them. 495 00:25:32,497 --> 00:25:34,727 We need to open you up. 496 00:25:34,799 --> 00:25:38,235 Oh, but I'm- I'm a very open person, 497 00:25:38,303 --> 00:25:41,067 with-with verbal feelings. 498 00:25:41,139 --> 00:25:44,404 Well, then, tell me about your girlfriend. 499 00:25:47,946 --> 00:25:50,710 Well, uh, her name is Tina. Mm-hmm. 500 00:25:50,782 --> 00:25:52,773 So tell me more. 501 00:25:52,851 --> 00:25:54,785 More about Tina? Mm-hmm. 502 00:25:54,853 --> 00:25:57,617 Uh, well, um- 503 00:25:57,689 --> 00:26:00,055 Oh, well. [Chuckling] 504 00:26:00,125 --> 00:26:02,719 She's got... 505 00:26:02,794 --> 00:26:05,285 great... casabas. 506 00:26:05,363 --> 00:26:07,763 What are these casabas? 507 00:26:07,832 --> 00:26:09,766 Well, you know. 508 00:26:09,834 --> 00:26:11,768 Melons. Hmm? 509 00:26:11,836 --> 00:26:16,500 Hoo-has? Honkers? Hooters? Headlights? 510 00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:19,510 Uh, ta-tas? 511 00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:23,014 Teeters? Tweeters? Tom-toms? Tetons? 512 00:26:23,081 --> 00:26:26,949 Say it. I'm trying to say it. Uh, meatballs. Mangoes. 513 00:26:27,018 --> 00:26:29,509 Cream pies. Cupcakes? 514 00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:32,751 Uh, bangers? Bouncers? Bulumbas? 515 00:26:32,824 --> 00:26:36,089 Al- Bazongas? 516 00:26:36,161 --> 00:26:39,494 Breasts! I said it. 517 00:26:39,564 --> 00:26:42,692 You see? It wasn't that hard. 518 00:26:42,767 --> 00:26:45,292 Yes, it was. So how is your sex life... 519 00:26:45,370 --> 00:26:47,304 with Tina? 520 00:26:47,372 --> 00:26:50,364 That's a very personal question. 521 00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:56,142 Not for an open person like you. Ehh- 522 00:26:56,214 --> 00:26:58,705 [Bell Dings] 523 00:26:58,783 --> 00:27:02,219 I finally feel free. Thank you for coming with me. 524 00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:04,221 The best way you can thank me is by promising... 525 00:27:04,289 --> 00:27:06,382 you'll file a complaint as soon as you get to a new job. 526 00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:08,392 Yeah. Newjob? 527 00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:11,122 Annie? What's going on? 528 00:27:11,196 --> 00:27:14,359 Uh, well, I turned in my resignation. 529 00:27:14,432 --> 00:27:17,765 I, uh- I quit. 530 00:27:17,836 --> 00:27:20,566 You- How can you do this to me? 531 00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:24,905 How am I supposed to find a substitute for you at this late notice? 532 00:27:24,976 --> 00:27:27,137 I don't know. 533 00:27:28,146 --> 00:27:30,910 Cab's waiting. 534 00:27:30,982 --> 00:27:33,007 You go ahead. [Mumbles] 535 00:27:33,084 --> 00:27:36,451 No, you go on. I'll talk to you in a little while. 536 00:27:38,323 --> 00:27:40,257 Excuse me. 537 00:27:40,325 --> 00:27:43,385 You are Dr. Ruth Westheimer, aren't you? I love your show. 538 00:27:43,461 --> 00:27:46,897 You must be Annie's boss. How do you know Annie? 539 00:27:46,965 --> 00:27:51,026 Because she came to me for advice, because you've been sexually harassing her on the job. 540 00:27:51,102 --> 00:27:53,400 [Laughs] You're joking, aren't you? 541 00:27:53,471 --> 00:27:55,701 This is not a joking matter, Mr. Holmby. 542 00:27:55,774 --> 00:27:59,505 Annie's not going to file a complaint because she's afraid of what might happen to her career, 543 00:27:59,577 --> 00:28:02,375 but someday, someone's not gonna roll over that easy. 544 00:28:02,447 --> 00:28:04,881 Come on, Anita. Anita. 545 00:28:04,949 --> 00:28:10,012 Listen. I don't know what she told you, but you've got this all backwards. 546 00:28:10,088 --> 00:28:12,716 - I don't think so. - Annie's a sweet kid. 547 00:28:12,791 --> 00:28:15,692 I took her out for a drink once or twice, just to be nice. 548 00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:18,024 Yeah, well, maybe you were a little bit too nice. Oh, no, no. 549 00:28:18,096 --> 00:28:22,089 I treated her just like she was one of the other guys. She got the wrong idea. 550 00:28:22,167 --> 00:28:26,365 - She thought we were an item. - That's not what she told me. 551 00:28:26,438 --> 00:28:29,930 Yeah, of course it isn't. When I tried to let her down easy, it got ugly. 552 00:28:30,008 --> 00:28:33,774 She went crazy. She kept calling me, usually in the middle of the night. 553 00:28:33,845 --> 00:28:36,746 It got so bad I finally had to change my phone number. 554 00:28:36,815 --> 00:28:39,875 You can check with the phone company about that. 555 00:28:39,951 --> 00:28:42,112 But Annie said you've been following her around. 556 00:28:42,187 --> 00:28:45,281 In fact, she was sure that she saw you yesterday at the bookstore. 557 00:28:45,356 --> 00:28:48,484 I was buying a birthday card for my wife. 558 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,494 You can check that out too. 559 00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:53,429 Dr. Ruth, I'm a happily married man. 560 00:28:53,498 --> 00:28:57,332 I don't know. Maybe drawing you into this fantasy ofhers... 561 00:28:57,402 --> 00:28:59,336 is the best thing that could have happened, 562 00:28:59,404 --> 00:29:01,770 'cause I have tried and tried to get through to her, 563 00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:04,331 but it obviously hasn't helped. 564 00:29:04,409 --> 00:29:06,900 Annie's a good kid. She's talented too. 565 00:29:06,978 --> 00:29:09,742 But this is getting out of hand. 566 00:29:11,449 --> 00:29:14,009 Here. Uh- [Bell Dings] 567 00:29:14,085 --> 00:29:16,815 If I can help, give me a call. 568 00:29:16,888 --> 00:29:18,879 Nice meeting you. 569 00:29:27,999 --> 00:29:29,933 [Doug] You're on the air. 570 00:29:30,001 --> 00:29:34,233 [Woman] Hi, Dr. Ruth. This is Teri from Forest Hills. 571 00:29:34,305 --> 00:29:36,967 [Sighs] I'm calling 'cause I feel inadequate. 572 00:29:37,041 --> 00:29:40,374 And why do you feel inadequate, Teri? 573 00:29:40,445 --> 00:29:43,903 Well, I'm built like a boy. I'm completely flat-chested. 574 00:29:43,982 --> 00:29:46,974 I've been thinking about getting breast implants. 575 00:29:48,353 --> 00:29:50,344 Well, you know, 576 00:29:50,421 --> 00:29:52,548 Teri, all the evidence isn't in yet... 577 00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:55,252 about the safety of implants. 578 00:29:55,326 --> 00:29:57,590 Well, my doctor says they're perfectly safe. [Portal Opens] 579 00:29:57,662 --> 00:30:00,187 They use silicone. 580 00:30:00,265 --> 00:30:02,733 Well, silicone has done a lot of good things, 581 00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:05,269 and it's been used for a lot of good things, 582 00:30:05,336 --> 00:30:08,794 and things that have benefited modern medicine, 583 00:30:08,873 --> 00:30:10,898 but liquid silicone can leak, 584 00:30:10,975 --> 00:30:14,502 and in some cases it can cause severe side-effects. 585 00:30:14,579 --> 00:30:16,513 Where is she coming up with this? 586 00:30:16,581 --> 00:30:18,845 [Teri] But my boyfriend says I'm not sexy. 587 00:30:18,917 --> 00:30:21,477 Well, you know, Teri, 588 00:30:21,553 --> 00:30:24,283 being sexy is a state of mind. 589 00:30:24,355 --> 00:30:26,880 It's your body, you know, 590 00:30:26,958 --> 00:30:30,758 not his, so you do what's - 591 00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:32,956 [Imitating Dr. Ruth] right for you. 592 00:30:33,031 --> 00:30:35,329 Promise me you'll think it over? I promise. 593 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,527 Good. [Doug] Good advice from Dr. Ruth. 594 00:30:37,602 --> 00:30:41,368 We'll be right back after this short break for News at 9:00, 595 00:30:41,439 --> 00:30:43,430 so don't go away. That was very good. 596 00:30:43,508 --> 00:30:47,501 You just convinced 421 women not to have implants that would have given them adverse reactions. 597 00:30:47,579 --> 00:30:49,513 [Doug] Doctor, you can take five... 598 00:30:49,581 --> 00:30:51,913 while we run commercials and some P.S.A.s. 599 00:30:51,983 --> 00:30:53,917 That's very good. Al? 600 00:30:53,985 --> 00:30:55,919 Yeah? Maybe this is it. 601 00:30:55,987 --> 00:31:00,083 Maybe what is what is what? Maybe, because I've been so embarrassed, you know? 602 00:31:00,158 --> 00:31:02,922 About talking about sex and having to do it on the radio and everything, 603 00:31:02,994 --> 00:31:06,088 that I haven't really realized all the good that I could do. 604 00:31:06,164 --> 00:31:09,759 I mean, think about this. People really listen to Dr. Ruth, right? 605 00:31:09,834 --> 00:31:13,099 Oh, yeah. Yeah. So, maybe I could do something about teenage pregnancy. 606 00:31:13,171 --> 00:31:15,731 Maybe I could slow down the spread of Al DS. Maybe I could- 607 00:31:15,807 --> 00:31:17,741 Sam- Just think about it for a second, Al. 608 00:31:17,809 --> 00:31:20,437 Wait a second. You're not here to save the world. 609 00:31:20,511 --> 00:31:22,502 You're here to help some people. 610 00:31:22,580 --> 00:31:25,447 You already changed Annie's life by getting her to quit the job, 611 00:31:25,516 --> 00:31:28,974 but now you gotta do something to help Doug and Debbie. But maybe this leap is different. 612 00:31:29,053 --> 00:31:31,613 [Woman Announcer] Are you worried about drunk drivers? 613 00:31:31,689 --> 00:31:33,418 Mothers Against Drunk Driving is having... 614 00:31:33,491 --> 00:31:35,789 an information meeting at Saint Sebastian's - I know we're not speaking, 615 00:31:35,860 --> 00:31:38,158 but, uh, could you take a look at this? 616 00:31:38,229 --> 00:31:41,062 [Announcer Continues, Indistinct] 617 00:31:41,132 --> 00:31:43,259 We've gotta talk to her. 618 00:31:47,472 --> 00:31:51,568 I mean, think of what I could do. Yeah, you could throw Dr. Ruthie right into the loony bin... 619 00:31:51,643 --> 00:31:54,407 by acting crazy. But I'm not gonna act crazy. 620 00:31:54,479 --> 00:31:57,004 Dr. Ruth? Are you all right? 621 00:31:57,081 --> 00:31:59,015 Good-bye radio. Hello, Bellevue. 622 00:31:59,083 --> 00:32:03,281 Of course. l-I'm fine. I was just, uh, practicing. 623 00:32:03,354 --> 00:32:07,290 Because, you know, sometimes I have trouble pronouncing things. 624 00:32:07,358 --> 00:32:09,588 - We're worried about you. - Oh- 625 00:32:09,661 --> 00:32:12,255 Doug told me what happened last night when you went charging out ofhere. 626 00:32:12,330 --> 00:32:15,163 And then there was that incident at the bookstore. 627 00:32:15,233 --> 00:32:17,428 Oh, well, that was just, uh, a case of me... 628 00:32:17,502 --> 00:32:20,335 seeing somebody stealing a book and wanting to catch them. 629 00:32:21,572 --> 00:32:24,973 Because it was a big book- an expensive, big book- 630 00:32:25,043 --> 00:32:28,012 like an encyclopaedia, kind of. 631 00:32:28,079 --> 00:32:30,274 They're preparing your padded cell even as we speak. 632 00:32:30,348 --> 00:32:32,373 You know, you really haven't been acting like yourself... 633 00:32:32,450 --> 00:32:34,384 for the last day or two. Yeah, 634 00:32:34,452 --> 00:32:38,388 well- Hey, look. They're talking to each other at least. 635 00:32:38,456 --> 00:32:41,857 Now's a good chance to go and try a reconciliation. 636 00:32:41,926 --> 00:32:44,895 You're right. I have been very upset. 637 00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:46,897 Is it something Doug did? What? 638 00:32:46,965 --> 00:32:49,024 No. It's something you both did. 639 00:32:49,100 --> 00:32:51,295 Me? Us? That's right. 640 00:32:51,369 --> 00:32:53,803 No matter what either of you say, you both care for each other a great deal. 641 00:32:53,871 --> 00:32:57,136 Now, I want you to apologize for the way you've been treating each other. 642 00:32:57,208 --> 00:32:59,676 - Good. You're making progress. - Go on. I want you to both apologize. 643 00:32:59,744 --> 00:33:01,735 I don't need an apologize- It really isn't necessary- 644 00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:04,714 Apologize. Go on. Douglas, you first. Go. 645 00:33:04,782 --> 00:33:08,183 Okay. Um, I'm sorry. 646 00:33:10,054 --> 00:33:12,215 For what? 647 00:33:13,491 --> 00:33:17,188 For acting like an idiot. I, uh- It's been all my fault. 648 00:33:17,261 --> 00:33:20,162 - No, no, it isn't. It's my fault. - Would you let me finish my apology? 649 00:33:20,231 --> 00:33:23,928 - Sorry. Go ahead. - [Al] Their odds of getting back together... 650 00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:25,993 have gone up six percent. I know this sounds crazy, 651 00:33:26,070 --> 00:33:28,595 but maybe we could, uh, forget about what happened before... 652 00:33:28,673 --> 00:33:30,607 and start over. 653 00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:32,939 Would you be willing to do that? 654 00:33:33,011 --> 00:33:35,070 I would if you would. 655 00:33:35,146 --> 00:33:39,344 - This is wonderful. Keep going. - [Man On Speaker] Doug, there's a call on line eight. 656 00:33:39,417 --> 00:33:43,353 Someone named Brenda. She says she's a friend of yours. 657 00:33:43,421 --> 00:33:46,879 Brenda? Not Brenda Jacobs, the bimbo from the Christmas party? 658 00:33:46,958 --> 00:33:50,018 - Uh-oh. - Could you tell her I'll call her back, please? 659 00:33:50,094 --> 00:33:54,121 You told me you weren't seeing that little tramp anymore. 660 00:33:54,198 --> 00:33:58,259 - H-He's not. Tell her. - I'm not seeing the little tramp- her, Brenda-anymore. 661 00:33:58,336 --> 00:34:00,600 - Then why is she calling you? - I don't know, Debbie. 662 00:34:00,671 --> 00:34:02,696 Just because somebody's calling me doesn't mean I'm seeing them. 663 00:34:02,774 --> 00:34:04,605 - Well, what does it mean then? - Well, it- 664 00:34:04,675 --> 00:34:06,609 [Man On Speaker] You're on the air in 60 seconds. 665 00:34:09,881 --> 00:34:12,748 [Groans] [Al] Sam, we got problems. Big problems. 666 00:34:12,817 --> 00:34:15,308 I know. No, you don't. Forget about Doug and Debbie. 667 00:34:15,386 --> 00:34:18,048 - It's Annie. She's in trouble. - You're on the air in 30 seconds. 668 00:34:18,122 --> 00:34:21,250 [Ziggy Beeping] You told me I changed her life. 669 00:34:21,325 --> 00:34:24,089 You did. You changed history, but now, according to Ziggy, 670 00:34:24,162 --> 00:34:27,893 Annie dies sometime in the next two hours. 671 00:34:31,169 --> 00:34:34,798 Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy. 672 00:34:36,841 --> 00:34:39,708 [Man On Speaker] Five, four, 673 00:34:39,777 --> 00:34:41,972 three, two- 674 00:34:42,046 --> 00:34:47,382 Hi. We're back with Frank Socks- Frank Talk About Sex. Uh, the doctor is in. 675 00:34:47,452 --> 00:34:50,387 Sam, come on. We gotta get out of here. I know. 676 00:34:50,455 --> 00:34:53,322 We have a caller on the line who has a question about erogenous zones. 677 00:34:54,792 --> 00:34:57,226 I think instead maybe, uh, 678 00:34:57,295 --> 00:35:00,264 they'd like to hear from you, Douglas. 679 00:35:00,331 --> 00:35:02,265 [Al] Sam, what are you doing? 680 00:35:02,333 --> 00:35:05,928 You really don't want to hear about my erogenous zones. Do you? 681 00:35:06,003 --> 00:35:08,904 Well, maybe our listeners would like to hear about your- 682 00:35:08,973 --> 00:35:11,100 [Imitating Dr. Ruth] relationship with Debbie. 683 00:35:11,175 --> 00:35:12,836 - What? - What? - What? 684 00:35:12,910 --> 00:35:15,242 Ladies and gentlemen, we have in our studio today... 685 00:35:15,313 --> 00:35:19,682 two young, successful people who are very much in love. 686 00:35:19,750 --> 00:35:23,584 But they can't seem to make things work out... 687 00:35:23,654 --> 00:35:26,623 because they don't know how to communicate. 688 00:35:26,691 --> 00:35:29,159 I don't know who's doing the talking here, you or Dr. Ruth. 689 00:35:29,227 --> 00:35:31,320 - I don't either. - Gimme that. 690 00:35:31,395 --> 00:35:34,057 That is not true. My communication skills are excellent. 691 00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:36,100 Yeah, for a pit bull. Excuse me? 692 00:35:36,167 --> 00:35:38,795 The only time we communicate is when you're chewing me out. 693 00:35:38,870 --> 00:35:42,704 Let's hear what our callers think. Uh, put a caller through, please. 694 00:35:42,773 --> 00:35:44,707 You are exaggerating, and I hate when you do that. 695 00:35:44,775 --> 00:35:47,539 I said, put a caller on, please. 696 00:35:47,612 --> 00:35:49,546 [Woman] This is Gladys, from White Plains. 697 00:35:49,614 --> 00:35:52,481 It sounds to me like Doug needs positive strokes from Debbie. 698 00:35:52,550 --> 00:35:56,077 Debbie, can you think of something nice to say to Douglas? 699 00:35:56,154 --> 00:35:58,714 Debbie? I like his tie. 700 00:35:58,789 --> 00:36:00,757 Try harder, Debbie. 701 00:36:00,825 --> 00:36:04,591 Sam, have you forgotten Annie Wilkins? 702 00:36:04,662 --> 00:36:07,859 I know your mind is merging with Dr. Ruth, but try to remember- 703 00:36:07,932 --> 00:36:11,060 Annie Wilkins. She's gonna die in two hours, remember? I remember. I remember. 704 00:36:11,135 --> 00:36:13,296 Okay, look. Uh, you go check on her, Al. 705 00:36:13,371 --> 00:36:17,205 If this all works out, I'll be out of here in five minutes. You got it. 706 00:36:19,310 --> 00:36:22,245 Oh. So how is everything going, sweetie? 707 00:36:22,313 --> 00:36:25,771 Well, you seem cheery. That's good. Don't let that creep get you down. 708 00:36:25,850 --> 00:36:28,375 [Knocking] Don't answer that. 709 00:36:28,452 --> 00:36:31,182 Finish writing what you're writing there. Don't answer it! 710 00:36:31,255 --> 00:36:33,621 Hello, Annie. 711 00:36:35,993 --> 00:36:38,086 We have to talk. No. 712 00:36:38,162 --> 00:36:41,427 Douglas, I want you to tell us how you feel about Debbie. 713 00:36:41,499 --> 00:36:44,764 It doesn't matter. She doesn't care. Why should I care when you're seeing someone else? 714 00:36:44,835 --> 00:36:47,360 He's not seeing someone else. 715 00:36:47,438 --> 00:36:52,068 The only reason he went out with Brenda was because you dumped him. 716 00:36:52,143 --> 00:36:54,077 I didn't dump him. 717 00:36:54,145 --> 00:36:58,047 Okay, I guess I did. I was afraid. 718 00:36:58,115 --> 00:37:01,107 I was afraid he'd back out, so I backed out first. 719 00:37:01,185 --> 00:37:04,484 That's why I backed out the last time. The last three times? 720 00:37:04,555 --> 00:37:06,546 Yeah. 721 00:37:06,624 --> 00:37:10,219 Douglas, tell her how you feel about her. 722 00:37:10,294 --> 00:37:13,092 Right now, time for the truth. 723 00:37:15,199 --> 00:37:17,326 I'm crazy about you. 724 00:37:17,401 --> 00:37:21,633 I always have been. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. 725 00:37:21,706 --> 00:37:25,073 I'm crazy about you too. [Gladys] I think I wanna cry. 726 00:37:25,142 --> 00:37:27,474 This is better than the soaps. 727 00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:31,973 You're not just saying this? No! 728 00:37:32,049 --> 00:37:33,914 Are you? Of course not. 729 00:37:33,985 --> 00:37:36,977 [Gladys] Oh, honey, he means it. This is wonderful. 730 00:37:37,054 --> 00:37:40,182 Let's talk about the future. Have you thought about kids? 731 00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:43,694 Well, somebody better tell Brenda. 732 00:37:43,761 --> 00:37:45,956 You have such a pretty face. 733 00:37:46,030 --> 00:37:48,828 So soft. Stop it. 734 00:37:48,899 --> 00:37:51,163 Admit it. You tried every trick in the book to get me to notice you. 735 00:37:51,235 --> 00:37:53,169 This is crazy. You bet it is. 736 00:37:53,237 --> 00:37:55,865 Come on, Annie. Don't play hard to get. 737 00:37:55,940 --> 00:37:58,170 I know what you want. 738 00:37:58,242 --> 00:38:01,837 I can see it in your eyes. Sam, where the hell are you? 739 00:38:01,912 --> 00:38:04,176 - Don't come any closer. - [Al] Put that down. 740 00:38:04,248 --> 00:38:07,274 - Put it down. - You really are a little tease, aren't you? Come on. 741 00:38:07,351 --> 00:38:10,184 Hand it to me. Come on. 742 00:38:10,254 --> 00:38:13,690 [Groans, Laughs] 743 00:38:13,758 --> 00:38:16,522 That wasn't nice. Then get out ofhere... 744 00:38:16,594 --> 00:38:19,188 - or I'll do it again. - All right. Okay. 745 00:38:19,263 --> 00:38:22,528 I'm going, all right? Go. 746 00:38:24,068 --> 00:38:26,366 Oh! Oh, no! 747 00:38:26,437 --> 00:38:28,371 No! 748 00:38:28,439 --> 00:38:31,340 Gooshie, center me on Sam! 749 00:38:31,409 --> 00:38:35,311 [Horns Honking] [Man] What's going on here? 750 00:38:35,379 --> 00:38:37,904 - Isn't there another way around this? - Wait till you hear this one. 751 00:38:37,982 --> 00:38:41,713 My wife insists on doing the deed at the stroke of midnight. 752 00:38:41,786 --> 00:38:43,720 I can't stay awake that long. 753 00:38:43,788 --> 00:38:46,985 Sam, that pervert's got Annie. Come on. You can't just sit here. 754 00:38:47,058 --> 00:38:49,925 You got any better ideas? I keep telling her it's genetic. 755 00:38:49,994 --> 00:38:51,985 I mean, my pop would nod off... 756 00:38:52,063 --> 00:38:55,658 every night at 7:00 for 45 years. What's it like up ahead? 757 00:38:55,733 --> 00:38:58,668 - Gridlock. - Clear to 42nd Street. 758 00:38:58,736 --> 00:39:00,670 All right. I'm out of here. 759 00:39:00,738 --> 00:39:02,797 Oh, wait, wait, wait. What shall I tell my wife? 760 00:39:02,873 --> 00:39:07,071 Tell your wife that... the early bird catches the worm. 761 00:39:07,144 --> 00:39:08,907 [Al] Come on! 762 00:39:08,979 --> 00:39:11,539 Dr. Ruth, uh- 763 00:39:11,615 --> 00:39:13,583 Wait. [Stammering] 764 00:39:13,651 --> 00:39:16,586 - Keep the change. - Thank you. 765 00:39:16,654 --> 00:39:19,020 Keep the shoes. 766 00:39:19,090 --> 00:39:21,024 Sam, hurry up! Which is the quickest way? 767 00:39:21,092 --> 00:39:23,253 That way! 768 00:39:30,534 --> 00:39:32,695 [Woman] What's going on? 769 00:39:32,770 --> 00:39:35,830 [Man] Are you crazy? What are you doing? 770 00:39:38,509 --> 00:39:41,034 [Man] Hey! 771 00:39:41,112 --> 00:39:43,512 [People Shouting] 772 00:39:44,548 --> 00:39:46,914 [Whimpering] I love strong women. 773 00:39:46,984 --> 00:39:49,282 [Screams] 774 00:39:49,353 --> 00:39:52,015 Listen to me, all right? 775 00:39:52,089 --> 00:39:54,887 You stop now, or I'm gonna call your wife. 776 00:39:54,959 --> 00:39:57,257 I'm gonna call your wife, and I'm gonna tell her everything. 777 00:39:57,328 --> 00:39:59,592 She already knows. 778 00:39:59,663 --> 00:40:03,064 Oh, no! [Sobs] Tell me you want it. 779 00:40:03,134 --> 00:40:06,001 Tell me you want it! Aah! [Kick Lands] 780 00:40:09,206 --> 00:40:11,299 Annie! 781 00:40:11,375 --> 00:40:13,240 - No! - Open the door, Annie! 782 00:40:13,310 --> 00:40:15,471 [Horns Honking] 783 00:40:17,681 --> 00:40:20,047 [Women Exclaiming] 784 00:40:22,019 --> 00:40:24,647 Annie, you can stop playing games now. 785 00:40:24,722 --> 00:40:27,987 Annie, you can let me in, or I'll let myself in. 786 00:40:28,058 --> 00:40:30,526 No! Please go away! 787 00:40:30,594 --> 00:40:32,562 [Annie Screams] [Glass Breaks] 788 00:40:32,630 --> 00:40:34,621 Oh, no! Please go. 789 00:40:34,698 --> 00:40:36,791 No, the fun's just starting, sweetheart. 790 00:40:36,867 --> 00:40:39,233 [Sam] Annie? [Jonathan] Oh! 791 00:40:39,303 --> 00:40:42,397 [Annie] I'm here. Annie, what's the matter with you? Stop it! 792 00:40:42,473 --> 00:40:45,169 [Whimpering] 793 00:40:45,242 --> 00:40:47,506 - Annie? - [Jonathan] Thank God someone's here. 794 00:40:47,578 --> 00:40:50,172 I didn't think I could control her. 795 00:40:50,247 --> 00:40:51,976 - I didn't want to hurt her. - What a liar. 796 00:40:52,049 --> 00:40:54,347 - What happened? - He tried to rape her, that's what happened. 797 00:40:54,418 --> 00:40:56,477 She called. She said she kill herself if I didn't come here. 798 00:40:56,554 --> 00:40:58,954 No. That's a lie. [Al] You bet it is. 799 00:40:59,023 --> 00:41:01,184 When I said I wouldn't leave my wife, she went crazy. 800 00:41:01,258 --> 00:41:03,783 She came after me with a kitchen knife. 801 00:41:03,861 --> 00:41:06,955 - How did her blouse get torn? - I got the knife away from her, but came she after me. 802 00:41:07,031 --> 00:41:09,261 Look. Look what she did to my hand. 803 00:41:09,333 --> 00:41:12,825 The police are gonna have to take a look at this. Oh, no. Listen. I, uh- 804 00:41:12,903 --> 00:41:14,871 I won't press charges- 805 00:41:14,939 --> 00:41:16,873 You okay? if she promises... 806 00:41:16,941 --> 00:41:19,000 Go call the police. There's no need for the police. 807 00:41:19,076 --> 00:41:22,102 You're not going anywhere till the police get here. Who the hell do you think you are? 808 00:41:22,179 --> 00:41:24,147 [Al] He's not who you think he is. 809 00:41:34,959 --> 00:41:37,792 - Good flip and kick, Sam. - Did the job. 810 00:41:37,862 --> 00:41:39,887 Ziggy's now saying that Annie- 811 00:41:39,964 --> 00:41:42,398 She goes to law school and becomes an attorney, 812 00:41:42,466 --> 00:41:46,402 and she's a pioneer in the field of sexual harassment. What about Doug and Debbie? 813 00:41:46,470 --> 00:41:50,907 They're broadcasting their wedding ceremony even as we speak. How about that? 814 00:41:50,975 --> 00:41:52,909 Unbelievable. Okay, the police are on their way. 815 00:41:52,977 --> 00:41:55,741 Dr. Ruth, wh-what happened? 816 00:41:55,813 --> 00:41:57,747 He, uh- 817 00:41:57,815 --> 00:41:59,874 He must have tripped. He tripped. 818 00:41:59,950 --> 00:42:03,317 He's not gonna bother you anymore. Thank you. 819 00:42:03,387 --> 00:42:05,446 Thank you so much. 820 00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:07,616 I'll never forget you. 821 00:42:07,691 --> 00:42:09,625 Everything's gonna be okay. [Woman] Annie? 822 00:42:09,693 --> 00:42:11,627 [Knocking] Annie, what's going on in there? 823 00:42:11,695 --> 00:42:13,629 Yeah, go ahead. 824 00:42:16,133 --> 00:42:18,499 [Annie] It's all right, Mrs. Livingstone. 825 00:42:18,569 --> 00:42:20,594 [Beeps] So? 826 00:42:20,671 --> 00:42:22,798 So? Well, so? 827 00:42:22,873 --> 00:42:24,807 Well, so? So what? 828 00:42:24,875 --> 00:42:26,968 Why haven't you leaped? Why haven't I leaped? Exactly. 829 00:42:27,044 --> 00:42:29,069 I don't know. I have no idea. Well, ask Ziggy. 830 00:42:29,146 --> 00:42:31,444 Oh. [Beeping] 831 00:42:31,515 --> 00:42:33,449 Uh, hey. 832 00:42:33,517 --> 00:42:35,451 This has never happened before. 833 00:42:35,519 --> 00:42:37,612 What's never happened before? Well, Ziggy says... 834 00:42:37,688 --> 00:42:40,282 the reason you haven't leaped is... me. 835 00:42:40,357 --> 00:42:42,291 I don't believe that. Neither do I. 836 00:42:42,359 --> 00:42:45,419 Ziggy says the reason you leaped into Dr. Ruth... 837 00:42:45,496 --> 00:42:48,932 - was so that she could meet me in the future. - What for? 838 00:42:48,999 --> 00:42:51,797 I don't know. [Dr. Ruth] What do you mean, you don't know? 839 00:42:51,869 --> 00:42:53,803 I don't know how I feel. 840 00:42:53,871 --> 00:42:57,034 You've been going out for how long now? 841 00:42:57,107 --> 00:42:59,200 Four years? 842 00:42:59,276 --> 00:43:01,210 Give or take a couple of months. 843 00:43:01,278 --> 00:43:03,439 Yeah. Tina's crazy about me. 844 00:43:03,514 --> 00:43:06,915 And you are crazy about her, aren't you? Well, no, I wouldn't say that- 845 00:43:06,984 --> 00:43:09,009 l-I'd say l- I like her. 846 00:43:09,086 --> 00:43:12,522 You just like her? I like her a lot. A lot. 847 00:43:12,590 --> 00:43:15,491 Does that mean you love her? 848 00:43:15,559 --> 00:43:18,084 Uh- 849 00:43:18,162 --> 00:43:21,256 It may have four letters, but "love" is not a dirty word. 850 00:43:21,332 --> 00:43:23,857 Say it. Uh, 851 00:43:23,934 --> 00:43:26,528 - I can't. - Why not? 852 00:43:31,008 --> 00:43:33,033 I said it once, long ago, 853 00:43:33,110 --> 00:43:35,340 and once is enough. 854 00:43:35,412 --> 00:43:38,973 That must have been one special love. 855 00:43:39,049 --> 00:43:41,142 It was. So special... 856 00:43:41,218 --> 00:43:45,120 you could never love anyone else? 857 00:43:45,189 --> 00:43:48,386 Not like that. Of course, not like that. 858 00:43:48,459 --> 00:43:51,622 Who is asking you to love everyone the same? 859 00:43:51,695 --> 00:43:54,664 People are different- unique- 860 00:43:54,732 --> 00:43:59,226 so why shouldn't our love for them be different? 861 00:43:59,303 --> 00:44:01,601 This person you loved- 862 00:44:01,672 --> 00:44:04,072 It was my... 863 00:44:04,141 --> 00:44:07,042 first wife, Beth. 864 00:44:07,111 --> 00:44:11,241 Did you love this Beth more than you love Tina? 865 00:44:11,315 --> 00:44:14,876 Yes. But it was different. 866 00:44:14,952 --> 00:44:18,888 So you love Tina different than Beth, 867 00:44:18,956 --> 00:44:20,890 but you still love her? 868 00:44:20,958 --> 00:44:24,052 Yes. Did you hear... 869 00:44:24,128 --> 00:44:26,494 what you just said? 870 00:44:27,564 --> 00:44:30,692 I said, I love Tina different- I said it. 871 00:44:31,835 --> 00:44:35,999 Maybe I tricked you into it, but you said it. 872 00:44:36,073 --> 00:44:38,064 Now say it again, 873 00:44:38,142 --> 00:44:40,440 and drop the "different" part. 874 00:44:40,511 --> 00:44:43,071 That's a given. 875 00:44:44,982 --> 00:44:47,883 I love Tina. Now go tell her. 876 00:44:47,951 --> 00:44:50,476 Okay. Gee, thanks, Doc. 877 00:44:52,589 --> 00:44:54,580 [Door Opens] 878 00:44:59,229 --> 00:45:01,823 [Door Closes] Next. 879 00:45:16,113 --> 00:45:18,980 [Snarling] 880 00:45:19,030 --> 00:45:23,580 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0